Long-Haired Riffraff

LONG-HAIRED RIFFRAFF
Written by Bert Plomp

In “Long-Haired Riffraff”, Bert Plomp takes the reader on a hilarious journey through his youth, in which he humorously takes on the devout, God-fearing household he grew up in. The story brims with the mischievous antics Plomp and his brothers devise as they rebel against the strict religious regime imposed by their parents.
The tale begins with Plomp’s rebellious attitude towards his father, who reads Bible verses aloud at the dinner table every day in the hope of edifying his children. Plomp, however, is determined to expose what he sees as his father’s hypocrisy and comes up with various ways to undermine his authority. For instance, he makes a bookmark bearing a cheeky message as a gift for his father with hilarious consequences.
Yet Plomp’s resistance is not confined to the spiritual domain; he and his brothers also challenge their parents’ authority when it comes to their appearance. In particular, the battle to keep their long locks, against the wishes of both their parents and the police. leads to comical situations and absurd events.
Plomp succeeds in recounting his memories in a vivid and humorous manner, constantly drawing the reader into his adventures. His sharp observations and dry wit provide plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, while also offering insight into the social and cultural context of his time.
“Long-Haired Riffraff” is a delightful story full of humour and nostalgia. It not only makes the reader laugh but also reflects on themes such as rebellion, family dynamics, and individual freedom. A highly recommended read for anyone who enjoys a humorous and unconventional story that lingers long in the memory.

Aukje Idema

Part 1: The bookmark

Part 2: Dupré with the clippers

Part 3: The police are called in

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